uniquely oblique

I have an appalling posture. My shoulders are always hunched and my spine has the most dreadful curve. In some ambiguous way, the title refers to how I hold myself. It's not the most flattering look for someone who's already vertically-challenged.

Credit to my friend, Hossein who took this photo.

ETA: I've noticed on several monitors, particularly on Macs that the face is much darker and looks rather ruddy and somewhat inflamed!